I did the unthinkable

OK, for this story, I feel the need to set the scene:

Bruce, watching OLD FOOTBALL games on the NFL network...you know, from last year?
Me, trying to get the kids dressed to go to the pool, the store, or something
General Chaos...for hours
Bruce, still watching the fricking football games...even with all of my nagging
Me, having just changed 2 poopy diapers
I tied the diapers up in a shopping bag to minimize the stinkiness
Bruce, STILL watching the TV, planted in his chair

(do you know where this is going?)

I get a wild hair up my butt, and think I know a way to get his attention...
I throw the poopy diaper filled bag across the room at him, trying to hit him
The bag somehow gets hung up on my thumb

and instead of throwing it across the room to get Bruce, I NAILED my unsuspecting mother in law in the back of the head with it.

She had no idea what was coming her way, or what had happened.

It was hilarious...thank goodness she knew it was an accident...I think I was laughing so hard I was in tears.